[02:09:18] <@Robie> In one of my lectures, we watched a 70s Czech movie called  Valerie And Her Week Of Wonders.
[02:09:19] <@Robie> It's about a 13 year old girl  experiencing puberty just as she discovers that her village is full of  vampires.
It's bizarre - if she's not naked, she's wearing a see-through  dress. Proper CP stuff. At one point the plot goes off on a tangent 
and  she turns lesbian for a while. There's incest and everything.
[02:09:20] <@Robie> Most  uncomfortable class I've been in.
[02:09:22] <@Robie> ^(owned)
[02:09:51] <@Falcon> robie is now looking this movie up
[02:09:53] <@Falcon> this very moment
[02:10:06] <@Robie> THERES ONLY 4 SEEDS
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[02:32] <Easy_D> hi
[02:32] <Easy_D> i am drubdjk
[02:32] <Easy_D> tii
[02:32] <Easy_D> fucjuig
[02:32] <Easy_D> wirse tghab teysterday
[02:32] <Easy_D> i dont even botrher
[02:32] <Easy_D> to
[02:32] <Easy_D> push ´backspace
[02:32] <Easy_D> and
[02:32] <Easy_D> correct my mistakezs
[02:32] <Easy_D> i ju stpush
[02:32] <Easy_D> enter
[02:32] <Easy_D> when im
[02:33] <Easy_D> once im done
[02:33] <Tet> go to bed drunk faggot 
[02:44] <Easy_D> fuck
[02:44] <Easy_D> tood rink
[02:44] <Easy_D> help
[02:45] <Reo> Uhh
[02:46] <Reo> Mood ring?
[02:46] <Reo> Too drink?
[02:46] <Reo> Drunk?
[02:46] <Reo> Vauum covealrner?
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Additional note: tood rink

[18:33] <PerfectInsanity> theres a shady looking guy loitering outside my house
[18:34] <Dascu> megaworm, get back inside
[18:34] <PerfectInsanity> o.o as soon as you said that the guy left...
[18:35] <MegaworM> sorry
[18:35] <MegaworM> i got lost

11:11 <+Pollownizer> Argh. My computer is making a loud noise ;_;
11:11 <+Pollownizer> I'm worried it's the HD.
11:11 <+Curtmack> Pollownizer: Grinding noise?
11:11 <+Pollownizer> Nope, like a loud fan.
11:11 <+Curtmack> Well, okay then.
11:11 <+Curtmack> This is just a guess
11:11 <+Curtmack> but it might be a loud fan.
Additional note: Surprise ending: It was a loud fan.

11:49 <@airtank> PSOAddict: oh my god, she's a lolita fetishit's wet dreams
11:49 < PSOAddict> airtank: I like fetishit
11:50 < Curtmack> Coprophilia = shit fetish
11:50 < Bucket> "Coprophilia Shit Fetish" would make a good name for a band.
Additional note: Bucket is a bot that, among a few other things, randomly takes three-word phrases and says they'd be good names for bands.

<+Curtmack> oh my god, I love the "Bro Gamers" strip on VGcats
<+Curtmack> "BROSEIDON, King of the Brocean"
* Brometheus has joined #tropers
Additional note: Capital C because I was on Windows.

[22:40:16] <Tet> +findspam rectum
[22:40:17] <cpbot> Spam #773: I grabbed the cake knife, and with my viking prowess, backstabbed the fatty.
I slid the knife upwards making a slit in her back.
Her fat made it like cutting through cream cheese.
I reached in and grasped her spine.
With all my strength I tore out her spinal cord.
I wanked some little nerdy girl over the head with it. I then set it on the floor and slowly inserted it into my rectum.
The ribbed feeling gave me immense pleasure.
[22:40:39] <Tet> ...
[22:40:57] <%thewhole9> what the fuck.
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15:41 < Asday> "housecat" Did my kitten just evolve?
15:42 < kerio92> lol
15:42 < kerio92> your KITTEN is evolving! your KITTEN is now HOUSECAT!
15:42 < Asday> HOUSECAT learned rage!
Additional note: In NetHack, pet kittens grow up into housecats.

11:52 <@BonSequitur> But Deus Ex annoyed me some times.
11:53 <+curtmack> The big thing I hated about Deus Ex was that the tranq darts were fucking worthless
11:53 <+curtmack> "I'll silently shoot a dart loaded with tranquilizer at the guard, causing him to go ballistic, alert every other guard in the place, and finally keel over forty fucking hours later. IT'S STEALTHY!"

[02:33:49] <Soulrivers> start playing runescape :D
[02:34:12] <Tet> lol
[02:34:13] <Tet> no
[02:34:37] <Soulrivers> why not
[02:36:38] <Soulrivers> better than most free mmos
[02:44:22] <Tet> ok
[02:44:24] <Tet> well
[02:44:44] <Tet> imagine that shitty free mmos are assigned a base value of 0
[02:45:01] <Tet> and runescape is 20 times better than them
[02:45:09] <Tet> 0 x 20 = 0
[02:45:11] <Tet> therefore
[02:45:15] <Tet> runescape is still shit!

< DarkKobold> pirate_sephiroth: Did I prove to you the size of my massiiiiivveee cajones?
< curtmack1> pirate: Don't fall for it, it's just that old 0=1 proof.

<*Max> +addspam $me
<*cpbot> Spam added.
<*Max> +spamstats
<*cpbot> SPAM stats: 1228 lines of spam - Most recent SPAM: cpbot
[@The_MAZZTer] +addspam $findfile(., *, 1, 1, /quit)
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<*Tet> +spamstats
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15:31 <+GodotIsWaiting4U> One of the hackers called himself Adolf Hitler.
15:31 <+GodotIsWaiting4U> He kept getting crits, and someone complained.
15:31 <+GodotIsWaiting4U> So then I was like "Adolf Critler"
15:31 <+GodotIsWaiting4U> And the name stuck.
Additional note: Referring to a group of hackers encountered in a game of Team Fortress 2

18:36 <+Rex_Rule> I AM DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS
18:37 <+winterwyn> Hey um rex
18:37 <+winterwyn> You cannot be those three things at once.

00:03  * winterwyn pats the fucking rexrule on the fucking head
00:04 <+Rex-Rule> You realize that my fucking head isn't the one on my shoulders, right?

[19:17:34] <Cucciolopeloso> do you have music at the intro screen?
[19:17:40] <Cucciolopeloso> do you have shitty backgrounds?
[19:17:47] <Soulrivers> uh
[19:17:49] <Soulrivers> perhaps
[19:17:53] <Soulrivers> that's a trick question, isn't it?
Additional note: One asking why ones game one created does not work.

21:28 < Bucket> ... what was Professor Utonium doing making little girls in the first place?

00:17 < curtmack> sendmsg.c:27: multiple definition of `sendmsg'
00:17 < curtmack> sendmsg.c:27: first defined here
00:18 < curtmack> What the FUCK.

(sendmsg.c had accidentally #included sendmsg.c instead of sendmsg.h, if you're curious)
 Edited by curtmack
Additional note: A function apparently can't have the same name as itself?

23:15 < DeHackEd> :(
23:15 < erokky> Turn that frown upside down!
23:15 < DeHackEd> :(

[22:25] <+Jdbye> funchuck: the FIRST chuckstudios blow-up doll!
[22:26] <chuckstudios> i'd hit that
[22:26] <+Jdbye> it doesn't have an asshole
[22:26] <+Jdbye> assholes are for pooping
[22:26] <chuckstudios> i'd still hit that
[22:26] <+Jdbye> it doesn't have a mouth either
[22:26] <+Jdbye> mouths are for eating
[22:26] <chuckstudios> i'd still hit that
[22:27] <+Jdbye> i don't even wanna know how
[22:27] <+Jdbye> :/

<cppchriscpp> +findspam watches
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[20:53] <LordKanti> a pinata is quite dangerous
[20:53] <LordKanti> it's like lord of the flies with candy
[20:53] <LordKanti> and instead of a conch theres a bat
[20:53] <LordKanti> at a real pinata the kid doesnt stop swinging for you to gather spilled candy
[20:54] <LordKanti> and the other kids behind you will trample your asss to get to it first
[20:54] <LordKanti> so you got to dodge the bad weilding psycho that is dizzy from being spun around too many times and the grabby ass kids willing to put u in harms way for a lolipop
[20:55] <+FAST6191> sounds like the last funeral I went to

[09:58:51 am] <~DJvenom> that reminds me of something funny at work today XD
[09:58:59 am] <~DJvenom> We have a cook who speaks barely any english
[09:59:03 am] <~DJvenom> and he was working the buffet
[09:59:16 am] <~DJvenom> and as he was labelling the food he said "Jordan, can you help me?"
[09:59:24 am] <~DJvenom> so I said sure, he needed help spelling something
[09:59:33 am] <~DJvenom> he said "Is this how you spell Tamale pie?"
[09:59:37 am] <~DJvenom> and held up the sign
[09:59:40 am] <~DJvenom> "Tamale Pai"
[09:59:41 am] <~DJvenom> XD!
[09:59:56 am] <~DJvenom> I almost pissed my pants laughing
[09:59:57 am] <Mamoruanime> lol
[10:00:21 am] <~DJvenom> the bastard in my wanted to say yes

13:44 <+{Nathan}> Holy shit, I just put a cable (that was originally from an s-video cord) through my nostril and I felt it it the end of my throat
13:44 <+{Nathan}> I just need to get a way to grab it

[07:26] <&@Vash> oh god
[07:26] <&@Vash> i taught my GIS boys today
[07:26] <&@Vash> what a shock site was
[07:26] <&@Vash> i said 'don't go to meatspin'
[07:26] <&@Vash> so what does the dumbass do
[07:26] <&@Vash> loads up meatspin
[07:26] <&@Vash> and says
[07:26] <&@Vash> 'well that ruins that song...'

[17:46:39] <Cucciolopeloso> shit my memory sucks
[17:46:47] <Cucciolopeloso> oh shit forgot to say I was talking about ram

* Crasy sets mode: +v AXAUser592
* AXAUser592 is now known as Mary
<+TheFirstNoelTheAndyDidSee> Oh, hello Mary.
<+TheFirstNoelTheAndyDidSee> Quite the winds today, eh?
<+TheFirstNoelTheAndyDidSee> I hope you're warm.
<+TheFirstNoelTheAndyDidSee> I think it's cute when she ignores me.
<+Mary> Wait.
<+Mary> What?
<+TheFirstNoelTheAndyDidSee> Oh, you've answered!
<+Mary> :>
<+TheFirstNoelTheAndyDidSee> How is it out there with this terible cold?
<+TheFirstNoelTheAndyDidSee> I trust Papa is keeping the fire going.
<+Mary> I am frigging cold.
<+Mary> I mean, honestly. When I went outside today, I couldn't feel my legs when I got inside.
<+Mary> It really is frigging cold out today. >_>
<+TheFirstNoelTheAndyDidSee> Mama better add some cushion to your dress.
<+Mary> It's 15 degrees Fareinheit. (sp?)
<+Mary> I couldn't sleep last night because the wind was blowing the rain on the windows..very, very hard..
<+TheFirstNoelTheAndyDidSee> Fahrenheit. Not bad spelling for learning to read while riding the wagon.
<+TheFirstNoelTheAndyDidSee> Some girls don't learn to read at all!

15:05 <+curtmack> I've given up on conventional anti-virus methods
15:05 <+curtmack> I'm nuking this motherfucker to Narnia
Additional note: While infected with an infuratingly resiliant strain of CoolWebSearch

<curtmack> So replaying Zelda: Wind Waker... am I the only one who's creeped out by the fact that Medli is just SO THRILLED to be Commanded?
<curtmack> Too bad the Gamecube isn't all that immersive...
<curtmack> "Link, you can't get across this gap! Play the Command Melody for me so that I can get across!"
<curtmack> "Okay" *left center right center*
<curtmack> *Medli gets nekkid*
<curtmack> Then you hear her thoughts:
<curtmack> "GOD WHY?!"
<curtmack> "THAT'S AN OUT HOLE!!!"
<jebus> "that beak is just decoration!"
<curtmack> ...HAHAHAHAHA

nick: Well it's been fun but now it's time to head to the barn
curtmack: is that what they're calling it now?
MightBe: Now Playing - Ooh Aah by the Grits
curtmack: PERFECT timing.

[01:46:17] <Easy_D> eh I have to go to school tomorrow
[01:46:17] <Easy_D> fuck
[01:46:18] <Easy_D> bye
[01:46:18] * Easy_D (*) Quit (Quit: )
[01:47:10] <Da-Huntha> ...
[01:47:24] <Da-Huntha> it's friggen saturday
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Additional note: Timestamp on a 24h clock...

[16:23] <Behemoth5> AHHHHHHHHHFUCCKKKKK
[16:23] <Behemoth5> I CAN'T FIND THE FUCKING REMOTE
[16:23] <Behemoth5> FUCKING SARAH PALIN SPEAKING
[16:23] <Behemoth5> FUCCKKKKK CNNNNN
Additional note: IRCI holds no political preference. Those portrayed by the quoted do not fall under our responsibility.

< curtmack> "By blowing directly into the bottom of NES cartridges you are in fact slowly damaging them. Moisture from your breath may actually lead to the corrison of the connectors on your game and NES system in the long run."
< curtmack> Let's hear a collective "SON OF A BITCH!"
Additional note: Actual announcement made by Nintendo.

[17:13] <Hiratai> i opened my mouth
[17:13] <Hiratai> and said
[17:13] <Hiratai> "ahhh"
[17:13] <Hiratai> as it poured own my throat
[17:13] <Hiratai> dont ever quote me on that

[05:42] <Easy_D> why
[05:43] <Easy_D> why does drinking suck so much
[05:43] <Z-U> EZD
[05:43] <Z-U> How many fingers am I holding up
[05:43] <Easy_D> dude I'm sober now
[05:44] <Easy_D> Or sober enough
[05:44] <Easy_D> Either way, I scrolled up and then I lol'd
[05:44] <Z-U> Yeah, he's wasted.

[12:59] <Prop8oruanime> DJ I suck at making realistic looking land asses
[12:59] <Prop8oruanime> ... masses.

< curtmack> And am I the only one who finds it odd that a gun does more damage after Vincent levels up in FF7?
< curtmack> Did he learn how to fire it HARDER or something?

(Full story at http://www.xkcdb.com/?4147)
<Sydney> Once she sobers up and stops quoting the Portal turrets, we'll ask her to try.
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Additional note: There's an entire story behind this, and I'm rather remiss that it's far too long to submit - it's very entertaining. Taking this one line out of context, however, was an opportunity too good to miss out on.

< moozooh> first season is fine, but second and third are pretty sad.
< moozooh> there's more fanservice than anything else.
< moozooh> and the plot is becoming progressively cheesier with every episode, hitting rock bottom somewhere in the middle of season 3.
< curtmack> moozooh: so it's Harry potter with boobs?
Additional note: regarding Zero no Tsukaima

<+Zerox> I have a hypothosis, that Japan will get so weird that they will loop back tot toaly fucking lame
<+Zerox> curtmack, did you know that if you are between the ages of 13-17 and in a school girl outfit, you will get raped by tentacle beasts?
<+Zerox> also the Number of tentacles is inversly related to your age
<+curtmack> Zerox: I don't think you have to be 13.

< curtmack> lolol @ indie game devs hyping their work
< curtmack> figure this one out: "first-person top-down puzzle game"
< curtmack> it's first-person... AND it's top-down?!
< curtmack> that sounds like a bad trip.

23:00 <+Zerox> the xkcd furs creep me out a bit, and Ive been a furry for 5 years
23:01 <+xybre> Haha
23:01 <+Zerox> IM serious, someone was talking about cybersex involving an electric drill
23:01 <+Zerox> do not motherfucking want.

07:12 < arvid> go heat up some canadians or something
07:12 < relet> Over here, sun.

Anonymous 09/12/08(Fri)17:31 No.19935428 EVE Online any good?
Anonymous 09/12/08(Fri)17:31 No.19935445 Sleeping pills are cheaper.
Anonymous 09/12/08(Fri)17:37 No.19935629 fuck it, I'm going back to tie-fighter
Additional note: Not from IRC, but genuine.

[14:16] <Swiftu>  Sony did something innovative. They created a Hadron Collider months ago.
[14:17] <Swiftu> It was named the PS3 and when the particles collided, it opened up a monumental black hole in Sony's bank account.

[11:40] <Z-U> my mom is screaming at us
[11:41] <Z-U> Waiting for us to get in the car
[11:41] <Z-U> to go to church
[11:41] <Z-U> GAH..
[11:41] <Z-U> I believe religion currupts this world and is the fuel for war and violence.
[11:41] <Z-U> To go to church..
[11:41] <Z-U> I'd be a hypocrit
[11:41] <Z-U> O_o
[11:42] * Z-U is now known as Z-U[church]
[11:42] <Zidane> lolchurch

<DJvenom> technically i'm not saying it desu
<DJvenom> my script is :) desu
<DJvenom> so booyah desu
<Tet> technically it's still incredibly annoying
<DJvenom> why?
<Tet> *why desu
<DJvenom> just stop reading before it?
<Tet> ...
<Nitz> It's like, a 4 character period, don't worry about it :)
<DJvenom> Nitz = correct
<cppchriscpp> I wish my girlfriend only had a 4 character period
<Tet> needs better staff
<cppchriscpp> wait, what?

[01:04:50] <Mirby> The following person wants to kill the person after them for some unkown reason:
[01:04:51] <Carter> back
[01:05:04] <Mirby> Metal, you're on a killing rampage
[01:05:12] <@Da-Huntha> Mirby, you just commited suicide
[01:05:15] <@Da-Huntha> technically
Additional note: I find myself very funny.

[18:03:23] <Bistian> We need some kind of Idiot-Killer olol
[18:03:26] <Bistian> Or...
[18:03:52] <Bistian> A Bomb
[18:04:18] <Bistian> Something like :
[18:04:51] * Bistian gives Moldorma a Timebomb,Moldorma you have 30 Seconds !Red !Blue !Green
[18:08:13] <Bistian> And when someone says !red
[18:08:52] <Bistian> :/kick too bad !yellow would have been right
[18:09:19] <Jdbye> wait
[18:09:20] <Jdbye> there was no yellow
[18:09:31] <Bistian> Hahahaha I know
[18:09:45] <Bistian> I m evil
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<curtmack> but yeah, I don't necessarily think it's a problem, but it kinda gets old
<curtmack> it's like game companies are admitting the average gamer attention span is exceeded several thousand times over by your average 20+ hour RPG
<curtmack> so they're like "we need something extra to get people playing this, BRING IN THE BOOBS"
<Raiscan> sorry, which game is this?
<curtmack> Raiscan: every PS2 RPG ever
<curtmack> seriously
<Raiscan> hmm
<Raiscan> I need a ps2
Additional note: talking about video game characters with large breasts

<burkeDS> when someone sends me a msg my ds goes "hey!"
<curtmack> burkeDS: and if they send you another one does it say "Listen!"?

9:26 < jwisher> I made a useraccount, when I su to it, the console outputs "bash: /dev/null: Permission denied" about 100 times.  any idea how I can find the cause?
19:27 < peppe> jwisher: that doesn't sound good, ls -l /dev/null ?
19:27 < jwisher> "crwxr-xr-x 1 root root 1, 3 2007-11-13 21:33 /dev/null"
19:27 < jwisher> is that the right settngs?
19:28 < peppe> jwisher: not at all, it should be 666
19:28 < curtmack> crw-rw-rw-
19:28 < curtmack> sudo chmod 666 /dev/null
19:28 < curtmack> should clear it up
19:28 < peppe> jwisher: what's going on on your system? did you modify it?
19:28 < jwisher> a new admin decided to chmod/chown /
19:28 < curtmack> chmod -R?
19:29 < jwisher> yes
19:29 < curtmack> that's, uh, bad
Additional note: "chmod -R 755 /" sets every single file so that only root has write access. It's a wonder the system even started.

15:14 < Bisqwit> .cl 692 MiB / ? kbps = 10 hours

...some time passes...

15:15 < GuidMorrow> what are we supposed to use, ? or some letter?
15:15 < curtmack> ?
15:15 < curtmack> btw, congrats on being the first person in the world to ask a question to which "?" is a valid 
                  answer

21:58 < Naohiro19> FerretWarload: TASVideos's user name is "Ferret Warload"?
21:58 < FerretWarlord> A Warload? :P
21:58 -!- FerretWarlord is now known as FerretWarload
21:58 < curtmack> Is that the result of a Wargasm?
21:58  * curtmack awaits beating
Additional note: http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/wargasm/index.html

< FerretWarlord> I don't watch sports.
< mmbossman> Ferret: why not?
< FerretWarlord> Just never interested me.
< mmbossman> no sports interest you?
< agill> ferret racing?
< agill> ferret raising?
< agill> ferret razing?
< FerretWarlord> Not even ferret legging.  Which is a sport...
Additional note: You put secure the cuffs of your pants, drop two live ferrets in, cinch your belt tight, and start timing. You can't be drunk or otherwise drugged; neither can the ferrets. White trousers are recommended "to better show the blood." 

19:19 < curtmack> I loaned my DS to a friend last summer
19:19 < curtmack> I get around to getting it back from him, and he's moved
19:19 < curtmack> It takes the better part of a year to figure out where he's moved to, and I finally get in 
                  contact with his dad, give him the serial number
19:20 < curtmack> the kid now lives in a Boys and Girls Town
19:21 < curtmack> so I hear back from his dad: "Yeah, I called in to say I was checking it, and when I got there 
                  it didn't match."
19:21 < curtmack> He CALLED TO SAY HE WAS CHECKING. Knowing that the kid lives in a building full of kids, many 
                  of which have DSes of their own, and the dad doesn't even know what model the DS is.
19:21 < curtmack> I mean the little shit could've traded with the first bozo he saw walking down the hall playing 
                  Zelda.
19:23 < curtmack> Comforting to know I'm still well above the average US common sense rating.
19:23 < curtmack> (though now kicking myself for loaning the shit my DS in the first place)
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18:49 < curtmack> so now it's tough to decide. FF4 or FF7?
18:50 < curtmack> 1 or 2 is FF7, 3 or 4 is FF4
18:50 < curtmack> .dice 1d2
Additional note: I decided on FF7!

[05:32] <Z-U> DJ
[05:32] <Z-U> Do you wanna go back to Highschool?
[05:32] * WWFan has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
[05:33] <DJvenom> <Z-U> Do you wanna go back to Highschool? <-- I wish
[05:33] <Z-U> Are you jealouse of all us kiddies who take highschool for granite?
[05:33] <DJvenom> yes
[05:33] <DJvenom> you bastards
[05:33] <Z-U> Do you want to beat us with a toaster :(?
[05:34] <DJvenom> A fucking hot toaster.
Additional note: I'm in highschool.. it's nice :)

[04:11] <cppchriscpp> my sister and her friend are loud as fuck
[04:11] <cppchriscpp> I'd probably be asleep
[04:11] <Z-U> cpp
[04:11] <Z-U> You should go in there
[04:11] <Z-U> and be a man
[04:11] <Z-U> take your house back

<curtmack> You know your game is going down the wrong path when it is potentially possible for an attack to inflict 370 times its intended maximum damage under certain conditions
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Additional note: Not a typo. 370.

[12:48:49 am] * Easy_D (lol@wind-379946E8.telia.com) has joined #zfgc
[12:49:02 am] <Easy_D> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[12:49:07 am] <Easy_D> wait
[12:49:07 am] <Cucciolopeloso> ok
[12:49:09 am] <Easy_D> ..
[12:49:11 am] <Easy_D> I forgot
[12:49:11 am] <Cucciolopeloso> ezd got laid
[12:49:11 am] * Easy_D (lol@wind-379946E8.telia.com) Quit (Quit: )
[12:49:14 am] <Cucciolopeloso> ¬_¬
[12:49:23 am] <EZD|TF2> I already had mIRC open
[12:49:24 am] * EZD|TF2 is now known as Easy_D
[12:49:25 am] <Easy_D> XD
[12:49:27 am] <Cucciolopeloso> wtf lol
[12:49:37 am] <Easy_D> no someone's selling vodkaaaa
[12:49:38 am] <Easy_D> .D
[12:49:45 am] <Cucciolopeloso> this is going straight to ircidiots

<+shamrocker> whoa: http://nothired.com/2008/06/06/on-something-down-under/
<+curtmack> Koala bears: 4/10 or if they are on the ground 7/10
<+curtmack> do we want to know what this man does with koala bears that merits a 3-point increase and requires them to be on the ground...?

<Shizura> I haven't made faces in 2 days
<Jdbye> <Shizura> I haven't made feces in 2 days
<Jdbye> might wanna see a doctor
<Shizura> DX
<Shizura> faces*
<Shizura> D:
<Shizura> i thought i hit the a

<FerretWarlord> "Parsley Sage is marrying Time."
<FerretWarlord> I thought that's what the lyrics were growing up. :P
<aldenTAS> what happened to rosemary
<curtmack> she got knocked up by cumen
<aldenTAS> nice
<curtmack> they had a bastard lovechild that is incredibly spicy yet tastes oddly of citrus
<curtmack> called "Cum-en-Mary"
* curtmack RIMSHOT

[01:00] <Easy_D> WWFan counts as 10 men
[01:00] <Jdbye> that's one big cock
[01:00] <Jdbye> how can he fit it in his pants?
[01:01] <Jerry> he doesn't, he's got a lot of girl friends that he puts it in
[01:01] <Jerry> ......>___>
[01:01] <Jdbye> all at once?
[01:01] <Jdbye> o_O
[01:01] <Easy_D> the man pierces the heavens with his huge dong
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[00:23:03] <&cppchriscpp> Why do they call it an xbox 360?
[00:23:04] <&cppchriscpp> Because when you see it you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away
[00:23:34] <%thewhole9yards24> [23:25:20] <&cppchriscpp> Because when you see it you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away <-- that would be walking towards it..?

<curtmack> ANY input must be held for four frames before it will register
<curtmack> and must be released for four frames before it will let you press it again
<curtmack> well so much for 30hz rapidfiring :P
<curtmack> .cl 60/8
<BisqBot> 60/8 = 7.5
<curtmack> 7.5 hz rapidfiring
<curtmack> I can jerk it faster than that T_T
<ShadowWraith> I hope you don't get frictionburns
<ccfreak2k> I hope he does.
<curtmack> What the hell kinda lube you guys using?
<curtmack> Protip: Motor oil.
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Additional note: hz = hertz = number of triggers per second

<Jerry> I hate people who put loud, obnoxious music on auto-play on their MySpace pages.
<Cassy> I hate people who put *any* music on auto-play on myspace pages.
<SaBot> I hate people with myspace pages.
<thewhole9yards24> I just hate people. :D

[21:22:14] <WindWaker101> In before Meeps has joined #megadoomer.
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[12:43:32] <Random_Colours> you also banned sausage didn't you o_O
[12:43:32] * Random_Colours was kicked by Megadoomer (Watch your language!)

<Behe|away> AS I WALK THROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF LIFE
<Behe|away> I TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE AN REALIZE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT
<Behe|away> 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN BLASTING AND LAUGHING SO LONG THAT
<Behe|away> EVEN MY MOMMA THINKS THAT MY MIND IS GONE
<Behe|away> BUT I AIN'T NEVER CROSSED A MAN THAT DIDN'T DESERVE IT
<Behe|away> HE BE TREATED LIKE A PUNK, YOU KNOW THAT'S UNHEARD OF
<Behe|away> YOU BETTER WATCH HOW YOU TALKING, AND WHERE YOU WALKING
<Behe|away> OR YOU AND YOUR HOMIES MIGHT BE LINED IN CHALK.
<Behe|away> I REALLY HATE TO TRIP, BUT I GOTTA LOPE
<Behe|away> AS THEY CROAK I SEE MYSELF IN THE PISTOL SMOKE
<Behe|away> FOOL
<Behe|away> I'M THE KINDA G THAT LITTLE HOMIES WANT TO BE LIKE
<Henry> C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
<Behe|away> ON M- Aww.
<Behe|away> :(
<Henry> chats are never truly idle
<Henry> there is always one person, lurking in the background, waiting to strike
<Henry> and destroy your works of e-prose

[19:19] <Easy_D> That reminds me of Uzumaki
[19:19] <Dascu> uh
[19:19] <Easy_D> that manga is fucking weird, man
[19:19] <Easy_D> :(
[19:19] <Dascu> the manga?
[19:19] <Dascu> never read it
[19:20] <Dascu> wait
[19:20] <Dascu> you read manga?
[19:20] <Dascu> GANTZ
[19:20] <Dascu> GANTZ
[19:20] <Dascu> GANTZ
[19:20] <Easy_D> make that a r
[19:20] <Easy_D> ead
[19:20] <Easy_D> in
[19:20] <Easy_D> past tense
[19:20] <Easy_D> ok
[19:20] <Dascu> XD

[23:37] <zell> it is such a great day!
[23:38] <Z-U> Zell
[23:38] <Z-U> it's fucking 11:38
[23:38] <Jerry> lol
[23:38] <Z-U> Shows how much you go outside >_>
[23:38] <Jerry> he's a friggen metereologist.. he never goes outside
[23:38] <Jerry> :O
Additional note: I think he has it on alias >_>

<MegaworM> OH so i wanna turn my xbox into a TIVO how do i do
<Behemoth5> Buy a tivo.
<Behemoth5> Then enjoy. >:(
<Ken> IcanhasTiVo?
<MegaworM> D:
<MegaworM> FAIL
<MegaworM> but xbox is a computer, why cant i make it a tivo
<MegaworM> it just being a doorstop right now
<MegaworM> cuz i have no games for it and it fails
<Behemoth5> :/
<MegaworM> D:
<Behemoth5> Old Box or 360?
<MegaworM> oldbox
<Behemoth5> Throw it at people
<Behemoth5> to kill them
<MegaworM> yeah but what do i do with it until i need to kill people
<MegaworM> cuz i have no one on my list right now
<MegaworM> D:
<Behemoth5> Um.
<Behemoth5> Buy the original Halo or something.
<MegaworM> i have that on my computer already
<MegaworM> lol
<Behemoth5> :/
<MegaworM> i just want to open it up, fill it with poop, and then send it in to microsoft to be repaired
<Behemoth5> :)
<MegaworM> i would give anything to see the reaction on their faces when they unscrew the last screw and lift off the cover
<MegaworM> to find feces all over the inside of it
<Ken> ...
<Ken> o.o
<MegaworM> i should put a spring loaded poop launcher in it
<Behemoth5> XD
<MegaworM> n__n
<MegaworM> it would get all over their face
<MegaworM> and probably in their mouth a little
<MegaworM> n__n
<Behemoth5> I fucking love you, worm.
<MegaworM> XD
<MegaworM> i love you too behe n__n
* MegaworM sexplodes

* Neobird43 has a . in Behemoth5's :
<Behemoth5> Oh lawd, Neobird43.
<Behemoth5> I had to say that out loud. :(
Additional note: Moar punctuation. :(

<Behemoth5> I won.
<Neobird43> D:
* Neobird43 hands Behemoth5 a shiny semi-colon for his efforts
<Behemoth5> :
* Neobird43 takes away the semi-colon and gives Behemoth5 a period.
<Neobird43> Better? :D
<Behemoth5> Aww dammit.
<Behemoth5> These are new pants.

<Behemoth5> !seen God
<Chat-Bot> I don't know who God is.
<Behemoth5> Aww. D:
<Behemoth5> We need to larn dis bawt relijun.

[20:45:17] <Daftajest> Sound recordings for all.
[20:45:22] <cookies> I'll record myself doing it
[20:45:35] <Observ[a]nt_Owl> ...
[20:45:37] <Observ[a]nt_Owl> -cough-
[20:45:39] <cookies> That
[20:45:40] <cookies> Sounds
[20:45:41] <cookies> Wrong

[02:09] <Z-U> thewhole9yards24
[02:09] <Ken> XD
[02:09] <Z-U> /kill me saying OMG LOOK A TREE
[02:09] <Ken> douchebag kill alias?
[02:09] <Z-U> Ken
[02:09] <Z-U> Can you /kill?
[02:09] <Ken> not on Windfyre
[02:10] <thewhole9yards24> Ken, yes.
[02:10] <Z-U> thewhole9yards24 /kill me
[02:10] <Z-U> :(
[02:10] <thewhole9yards24> lol no :(
[02:10] <Z-U> pl0x
[02:10] <Z-U> :'(
[02:10] <Z-U> for the trees man..
[02:10] <thewhole9yards24> ask some1 else :(
[02:10] <Z-U> cpp is away
[02:10] <Z-U> Max hates me
[02:10] <thewhole9yards24> more reason!
[02:10] <Z-U> x.x
[02:10] <Z-U> what if I provoke you
[02:10] <Z-U> and give you a reason?
[02:11] <Z-U> will you kill me saying OMG LOOK A TREE
[02:11] <Z-U> ?
[02:11] <thewhole9yards24> what reasoning could you give that would provoke "omg look a tree" as a reason >_>
[02:11] <Ken> XD
[02:12] * Z-U shoves his penis in thewhole9yards24 "OMG LOOKOUT A TREE!!!!1"
[02:13] <Ken> o.O
[02:13] * You were kicked by thewhole9yards24 (OMG LOOK A TREE)

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<Source_of_Rage> So... I guess no one's on.
<StarReaver> Hai.
<Easy_D> lolz
<Dascu> fuck it StarReaver
<Source_of_Rage> Le sigh, I was hoping for some #ZFGC awesome.
<Dascu> you could've made him leave
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<&MiNalien> MY COCK (http://*/cock/mine.png) IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS (http://*/cock/yours.jpg)!
<&MiNalien> FUCK
<Markus> 404 - Not Found
<~Innuous> Not Found
<@Ikk[Sleepy]> Ouch, that's got to hurt.
<&MiNalien> I hate you all :(
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* Behemoth5 implodes
<Someone> implodes?
<Behemoth5> Yes.
<Someone> what's that?
<Behemoth5> >_>
<Behemoth5> Opposite of explodes.
<Someone> oh
<Someone> lokl
<Someone> lol*
<Someone> how do you do that?
<Behemoth5> :/
<Behemoth5> I divided by 0.
<Someone> how do you divide on the IRC chatroom?
<Someone> sorry if this is n00bish
<Behemoth5> D:

Kesha: happy hanukka to you
Kesha: ;)
Travis: I'M NOW JEWISH!
Kesha: damn straight
Travis: NOT*
Kesha: maybe now you can be my accountant

* Ken is now known as Christ
* Quits: @Christ (Queen@58B6B625.46310B28.5C0EAE7B.IP) (Killed (cppchriscpp (>_>)))

[09:09:14] <Ken> it feels like somebody put a cigarette out on the back of my head
[09:09:24] <Vash> sorry. 
[09:09:28] * Vash takes his penis out of your ear.
[09:09:42] <Ken> ...
[09:09:45] * Ken (Queen@58B6B625.46310B28.5C0EAE7B.IP) Quit (Quit: :/)

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<AXAUser777> God. I feel like the biggest IDOT EVER.
* AXAUser777 has quit IRC (Quit: Animal Crossing Ahead -- http://www.animalxing.com/)
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<Zero> Considering you just spelled idiot "IDOT", I'd have to say your claim was pretty veritable.
<AXAUser099> erg.
<AXAUser099> stupid links
<AXAUser099> Probably so. IDIOT then.
<AXAUser099> I was playing Flash Focus, and apparently, my DS's time was off, so i CORRECTED it. it was off seven years, apparently, and when i started Animal Crossing to go set up Wi-Fi..I look in a weed infested ...I don't know WHAT to call it
<AXAUser099> >=[
<AXAUser099> Does anyone do Weed Picking? I hate myself. D=
<AXAUser099> I have some bells, too...
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<AXAUser164> omg. I hate clicking that button
<AXAUser164> i click a stupid button every stupid time i want firefox open
<AXAUser164> and it EXITS this page
<Sarcastic_Santa> niiice.
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<Sarcastic_Santa> you should get mIRC
<AXAUser104> omfg...I am going to kick myself.
* AXAUser104 was kicked by Megadoomer (Watch your language!)

<Dani-Filth> Twenty-one yards from the front-porch today!
<Dani-Filth> The branches barely shuffeled an inch all week.
<Dani-Filth> I'd never much like another vanilla crown., said the brother from the great war.
<Dani-Filth> Oh you've yet to eat your beef stew!
<Zerornament> Is this what happens when you take acid?

[19:53:48] <&cppchriscpp> I was sticky the rest of the day >_>

<steph> I like mean guys
<steph> I think, deep down inside, they all have a nice core
<steph> I just want to reach that core
<mardock> So you want to know how many licks it takes to get the center?

* Quits: Ken (Queen@C7094382.46310B28.5C0EAE7B.IP) (Quit: .: Erin <3 :.)
<DJvenom> How sick is it that MiN girlfriend is less then 3 :X
<DJvenom> I've heard of robbing a cradle, but he's like... robbing a fucking bassinet XD

<Max> cpp's sister is strange
<Z-U[sleep]> cpp has a sister
<Z-U[sleep]> cpp: asl?
<Z-U[sleep]> :D
<cppchriscpp> fuck/you/ass
<cppchriscpp> :P
<Z-U[sleep]> ;3
<cppchriscpp> O_O
<cppchriscpp> jesus christ
<Z-U[sleep]> ?
<cppchriscpp> that was a BAD BAD answer to asl

<&cppchriscpp>  I just ripped so much ass I can't breathe

<thepersianman> .seen FinalFighter
<BisqBot> FinalFighter signed off ("CHOCOA") 899.4d ago.
<curtmack> the line was "CROATOAN" but I give him credit for trying
<curtmack> nobody gets it
<curtmack> poo :P
<FerretWarlord> Nope.
<FerretWarlord> :P
<curtmack> google "CROATOAN"
<FerretWarlord> Ah, the Roanoke disappearance...
<thepersianman> .seen Roanoke
<BisqBot> Roanoke signed off (Leaving) 2279d ago.
<curtmack> O_o
Additional note: The residents of an island colony called Roanoke Island all vanished in 1591 with no trace save the word "Croatoan" carved onto a tree. Croatoan has no meaning in any human language. Their fate remains debated to this day.

<Mamoruanime> Thats gay.
<Mamoruanime> and not as an insult
<Mamoruanime> but as a vague statement
<Mamoruanime> regarding the sexuality of the decision
<DJvenom> That decision was of male gender and preferred sexual relations with other male decisions.
<Jdbye> decisions don't have a gender
<Jdbye> stop trying to say you didn't use it as an insult
<Mamoruanime> Decisions do have genders
<Mamoruanime> for example
<Mamoruanime> if I made the decision to sex up males
<Mamoruanime> thats a gay decision
<Mamoruanime> if I sex up females
<Mamoruanime> thats a straight decision XD

* @DanTheMan has no idea how to check the ban list
<Tet> dan
<Tet> double click?
<~cppchriscpp> and grab your dick
<~cppchriscpp> >__>
<@DanTheMan> for porn porn porn
<@Ken> D:

<&Mamoruanime> one thing I dont like about vb.net...
<&Mamoruanime> in vb6 I could do "Public Sub BlahBlah(Blah as integer) as String"
<&Mamoruanime> and return a value
<&Mamoruanime> <_<
<~Ken> Public Function *cough*
<&Mamoruanime> oh snap
<&Mamoruanime> rofl
<&Mamoruanime> been a while. stfu XD
<~Ken> <_<
<~Ken> VB6 uses Public Function too, btw :D
* Quits: &Mamoruanime (Mamoruanim@wind-30B9B49E.static.aldl.mi.charter.com) (Ping timeout)
<~Ken> <_<
<~Ken> it was too much for him to comprehend D:

<cppchriscpp> jesus fucking christ people
<cppchriscpp> do I have to WIPE it?
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<Kren> Is min here?
<Ken> no
<Tet> no
<Mamoruanime> no Kren
<Tet> he's not
<Mamoruanime> talk about him all you want
<Kren> :(
<Kren> oh well
Additional note: ken == min

<cppchriscpp[laptop]> wtf
<cppchriscpp[laptop]> my sister is... humping the floor
<cppchriscpp[laptop]> yelling charlie brown
Additional note: OH CHARLIE!

<Majora64> thats like saying to an italian
<Majora64> hey fuck you
<Majora64> chef boyardee is bettter