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#564
By Tabby on 28-11-2004
Rating: 26

<Cucciolopeloso> ezd, tabby and mzzt are in a room with a mirror that disappears if they say something false.
So tabby tries first: "I think to be the smartest girl in the world". the mirror disappears.
then mzzt tries: "I think to be the best programmer on the net".
the mirror disappears. at last ezd tries: "I think...". the mirror disappears!
Edited by Catclone

#12
By AcidGame on 0000-00-00
Rating: 25

<AcidGame> Shit!
<legozrule> What?
<AcidGame> I downloaded an xbox emulator, and when I tried playing a
  game, it locked up, so I decided to end it.
<legozrule> Then what?
<AcidGame> I accidently clicked 'send error report to microsoft' >_<

#611
By NeoGeo-x on 22-1-2005
Rating: 21

<link05> hi
<metallu> hi
<link05> r u a girl
<metallu> no
<link05> metallu sounds pretty girly to me
<metallu> its an IRC nickname
<metallu> my regular name is metallica48423 >.>
* metallu is now known as metalluthegirl
<link05> u r a gurl!
<metalluthegirl> *** Global -- from OperServ: inverder used SVSNICK to change metallu to metalluthegirl
<metalluthegirl> dammit inverder
Edited by Da-Huntha

#556
By AzN_Santoryu on 20-11-2004
Rating: 21

¤{08:23:20}¤ * NeoGeo-x sets mode: +S
¤{08:23:26}¤ <NeoGeo-x> lol
¤{08:23:36}¤ <WWFan> yay a stripper!
¤{08:23:42}¤ <Axel> where
¤{08:23:45}¤ <Axel> ...
¤{08:23:50}¤ <Axel> sadly that got my attention ; ;

#595
By NeoGeo-x on 3-1-2005
Rating: 20

<FighterPrincess> yall have no idea how cute my kitten is
<FighterPrincess> shes hawt
<Ylle> heh
<iey21> asl? :D

#586
By metallica48423 on 20-12-2004
Rating: 20

<GMing_with_DJ> C is for cookie, and thats good enough for me. Cause cookie cookie cookie cookie COOKIE STARTS WITH X
<GMing_with_DJ> C*
<GMing_with_DJ> C DAMNIT!
Edited by DJvenom

#373
By Deathscyte007 on 0000-00-00
Rating: 18

<Srehpog> had to brb, there was a mouse on my nuts
<Srehpog> er
<Srehpog> bird feeder
<Srehpog> peenuts
<Srehpog> pea*

#376
By Samantha on 0000-00-00
Rating: 18

[16:29:24] <Sir_Cyrus> Hmm...my ballz are nearly done
[16:29:29] <Sir_Cyrus> I'll be able to play with 'em soon
[16:29:33] <Samantha> o.O
[16:29:41] <AwayCore> does anyone in here have an extra sega genesis RF adapter thingy
[16:29:44] <curtmack> sir cyrus: that's sick
[16:29:47] <AwayCore> i found my sega and i dont have one
[16:29:59] <Sir_Cyrus> curtmack, its a game for Genesis :/
[16:30:04] <Sir_Cyrus> wtf is so sick about it?

#11
By tommy_boy283 on 0000-00-00
Rating: 17

<tommy_boy283> Whats the most damage I could legally do to my school's computers?
<The_Mega_ZZTer> Err...install windows?

#133
By metallica48423 on 0000-00-00
Rating: 17

<metallica48423> you are so full of shit i am going to smell it from the US when you explode 

#250
By zeldafanChristian on 0000-00-00
Rating: 17

*** walnut100 has quit (Quit: Laterz erz erz :P) 
<zeldafanChristian> let's say bad words behind walnut's back 
<LinkO> ok
*** walnut100 has joined #ZFGC 
<LinkO> walnut's an idiot!
<LinkO> 0.o!

#552
By AzN_Santoryu on 16-11-2004
Rating: 16

¤{17:42:45}¤ <TP[Tabby][O_O]> OH F*CK
¤{17:42:52}¤ <ZonZon9000> TP
¤{17:42:54}¤ <ZonZon9000> ur 9
¤{17:42:58}¤ <ZonZon9000> dont say f*uck
¤{17:43:02}¤ <ZonZon9000> oops
¤{17:43:04}¤ <ZonZon9000> f*ck*
¤{17:43:05}¤ <xXxVaMpIrExXx> Ooooo XD

#112
By AcidGame on 0000-00-00
Rating: 15

<Cucciolopeloso> my dog speaks german
<Deathscyte007> ...
<Da-HunthA|FK> my dog only barfs
<AcIdGaMe> lol
<Da-HunthA|FK> er
<Cucciolopeloso> lol

#136
By MiNalien on 0000-00-00
Rating: 15

<MrBubbles> haha a mod kicked by the server
<MrBubbles> how pitiful
<MrBubbles> :p
<WVZ> >_>
<WVZ> Man VS machine.
<AcidGame> haha, a non mod about to be kicked by a hop
* MrBubbles was kicked by services.metal.shellux.net (how pitiful :D)
<AcidGame> j.k :P
<AcidGame> er
<AcidGame> damn
* AcidGame was kicked by metal.shellux.net (Flooding (Limit is 4 lines per 3 seconds))

#269
By DBRalph on 0000-00-00
Rating: 15

<Da-Huntha> join #one now
[Link] #one has become full, so you are automatically being transferred to the linked channel #two
[Link] #two has become full, so you are automatically being transferred to the linked channel #porn

#547
By NeoGeo-x on 4-11-2004
Rating: 15

<NeoGeo-x> Cuccio: "Minish Cap Link sprites, I'm updating as I do them"
<NeoGeo-x> Cuccio does sprites o_O
<Easy_D> o.O
<Tabby> O_o
<Cucciolopeloso> what?
<Cucciolopeloso> no
<Cucciolopeloso> I rip them
<Tabby> rape*

#628
By The_Mega_ZZTer on 9-2-2005
Rating: 14

<.Everyons_A_Friggin_Critict> dude r u hacking me
<.Everyons_A_Friggin_Critict> y does it say The MAZZter SOUND on my infos?

#318
By DBRalph on 0000-00-00
Rating: 14

[06:04] <Trout> Im a trout i dunno What a Penis is What is it
[06:04] <Ninja> A hidden magical rod, Trout
[06:05] <Trout> Uhh could someone give me a penis it sounds like fun
[06:05] <%AcidGamE> cesq, even not as a trout, you dunno what one is :P
[06:05] * link1 is now known as Fishfood
[06:05] <%AcidGamE> nice penis spriter
[06:05] <Tabby> lol
[06:05] <%AcidGamE> genis*
[06:05] <Trout> Acid even as a person YOU DUN HAVE ONE
[06:05] <Tabby> mmm..fishy
[06:05] <%AcidGamE> O_O
Edited by Da-Huntha

#621
By JesseTyler on 7-2-2005
Rating: 14

<Joefess53> question, am i allowed to kick/ban people for extreme idoicy?
<DeathScythe007> Yes, you can Joefess
<Joefess53> e00t
* Joefess53 was kicked by Joefess53 (Joefess53)

#563
By Catclone on 28-11-2004
Rating: 14

<&Catclone> i was just kidding about the blowjob karama
<Karama[DEAD]> DAMN YOU!

#246
By zeldafanChristian on 0000-00-00
Rating: 13

<Kirby> do you agree that inverder should be the next victim?
<zeldafanChristian> yes!
<zeldafanChristian> yes!
<Kirby> alright
<zeldafanChristian> and yes!
* Kirby is now known as Kirby[brb]
<zeldafanChristian> that's what i thought
<Kirby[brb]> crap
<Kirby[brb]> i forgot the link of his pic
<Kirby[brb]> so youre volunteering to be the next target?
<Kirby[brb]> ok
<zeldafanChristian> no!
<zeldafanChristian> no!
<Kirby[brb]> lol
<zeldafanChristian> and no!
Edited by Da-Huntha

#258
By cpprograms on 0000-00-00
Rating: 13

* cpbot: you're not channel operator
<Da-Huntha> lol
<Da-Huntha> true dat

#310
By DBRalph on 0000-00-00
Rating: 13

<@cpprograms> you weren't talking to me
<@Ninja> talking to you is like taking drugs:
<@Ninja> bad

#728
By Shiro on 6-5-2005
Rating: 13

[17:12:13] <metal{kirby_hunting}> dammit kirby... i command you to be online... now
[17:12:16] * MegåwðrM has joined #zfgc
[17:12:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +h MegåwðrM
[17:12:20] <Shiro> lmao
[17:12:21] <Shiro> wrong guy
[17:12:23] <metal{kirby_hunting}> NOT YOU!! KIRBY!!!

#1302
By Da-Huntha on 25-9-2007 at 21:26
Rating: 13

<Secret> Mine's a newer dell my mom got from her work. >_>
<Z-U> Dood
<Z-U> your moms awsome
<Secret> That's where she gets all of her computer crap
<Secret> lol
<Z-U> my mom works with mental retarded people
<Z-U> :(
<Secret> :(
<Z-U> she brings home stupid ppl :(

#257
By Deathscyte007 on 0000-00-00
Rating: 12

<evil_zelda_dude> KICK ME YOU DAMN N00B
<Tabby> teeessttting testing
<evil_zelda_dude> lol
<Tabby> :o!!!
<Tabby> XD
* Srehpog was kicked by Deathscythe007 (No kicking me)
<Blackl3232> hops can kick
<evil_zelda_dude> darn
<Blackl3232> heh
<Tabby> Lol
<Deathscythe007> oh oh
<Deathscythe007> oopsies
<Blackl3232> lmao
<Deathscythe007> wrong guy XD

#583
By NeoGeo-x on 18-12-2004
Rating: 12

<Deathscythe007> Gmail > hotmail
<Catclone> Lmail > Gmail
<Deathscythe007> Lmail?
<Deathscythe007> Lesbian Mail?
<NeoGeo-x> DSsmom@lmail.com

#13
By AcidGame on 0000-00-00
Rating: 11

<AcidGame> :/
<Rupeed> haha lop sided mouth
<Rupeed> acids a freak

#24
By Da-Huntha on 0000-00-00
Rating: 11

<walnut100> Saint Patrick's day Da-Huntha, an American holiday where you wear green
<Da-Huntha> green sucks hehe
<walnut100> Blame the Irish
* walnut100 was kicked by Acidgame (never blame the irish.. acid is half, bish)
* walnut100 (walnut100@adsl-67-65-251-139.dsl.okcyok.swbell.net) has joined #ZFGC
<walnut100> Blame the Irish for that too

#274
By AzN_Santoryu on 0000-00-00
Rating: 11

{08:29:28} <DragonMasterSantoryu> !8ball blahblahblahblah?
{08:29:29} <GuardianSpirit> Yes definitly.
{08:29:32} <DragonMasterSantoryu> rofl
{08:29:35} <William> XD

#1222
By Camo on 9-1-2007 at 22:55
Rating: 11

<Rachel> ms miss mr mister whats the difference
<NaNo RemiX> UH A WHOLE PENIS?!

#25
By cpprograms on 0000-00-00
Rating: 10

<DarkLink> BANNANANANNANA
<KirbyDX> CHEEESEEE
<cpprograms[mIRC_scripting]> Watermelon!
<DarkLink> POOP!
<KirbyDX> CHEESE
<Merlin644> FRENCH FRIES
<cpprograms[mIRC_scripting]> POTATO
* Merlin644 picks up KirbyDX and thows him at cpprograms[mIRC_scripting]
<Merlin644> *throws
<Merlin644> Hmm...
<Merlin644> *tosses

#168
By inverder on 0000-00-00
Rating: 10

<RawrSaysI> shadow quit freaken flooding
<ShadowCore> ok
<RawrSaysI> wheres a mod when you need em
<ShadowCore> all u had to do was ask
<ShadowCore> how long u been here?
<RawrSaysI> long enough to get annoyed

#196
By zeldafanChristian on 0000-00-00
Rating: 10

<zfC> next person who posts is the weakest link 
<CrazyMonkey> *back 
<CrazyMonkey> poo 
<CrazyMonkey> :P 
<zfC> CrazyMonkey, you are the weakest link, goodbye! (first person post after i said so) 
* zfC throws popcorm carnals at CrazyMonkey 
<zfC> die bish! 
<zfC> jk 
<zfC> lol :p 
<CrazyMonkey> lmao

#203
By The_Mega_ZZTer on 0000-00-00
Rating: 10

[@The_Mega_ZZTer] <.NM64[ignored-depressed]> when I said/asked something, nobody answered back
[@The_Mega_ZZTer] because noone was HERE
[@The_Mega_ZZTer] that's like talking to yourself in an empty room
<.NM64[ignored-depressed]> all you were here
<@The_Mega_ZZTer] of dead people then

#303
By megaworm on 0000-00-00
Rating: 10

[Conanfirepants] I SWEAR TO GOD TAILS, IF SHE GIVES ME A BONER, YOU ARE GONNA DIE

#363
By Catclone on 0000-00-00
Rating: 10

<Catclone> please pet me :P
<inverder> school starts on thursday
* reoguy888|away pets Catclone
<Samus> o/~ Kiss - Rock and Roll All Night.mp3 o/~
<Catclone> WTF STOP HARRASING ME REO
Edited by Catclone

#548
By NeoGeo-x on 4-11-2004
Rating: 10

<Mamoruanime> poor Gandalf... if he were real, and alive today, he would get picked on
<Mamoruanime> people would be like...
<Mamoruanime> "NERD!"
<Mamoruanime> and... "STOP PLAYING D&D... you D&D PLAYER!"

#288
By cpprograms on 0000-00-00
Rating: 9

<cpprograms> !seen Guardianspirit 
<GuardianSpirit> Sorry cpprograms, i haven't seen Guardianspirit around
Edited by cpprograms

#291
By DBRalph on 0000-00-00
Rating: 9

* &cpprograms hits Catclone with a sign. It says: [(>^.^)> DO THE KIRBY KIRBY! (>^.^)>]
* Kirby has joined #ZFGC
Edited by cpprograms


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Da-Huntha
on 7-3-2010
:
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Cucciolopeloso
on 7-3-2010
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JesseTyler
on 6-3-2010
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It broke.

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on 6-3-2010
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Da-Huntha
on 4-3-2010
:
Jessetyler and curtmack win the prices of employees of the month... again!

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