Anonymous 09/12/08(Fri)17:31 No.19935428 EVE Online any good?
Anonymous 09/12/08(Fri)17:31 No.19935445 Sleeping pills are cheaper.
Anonymous 09/12/08(Fri)17:37 No.19935629 fuck it, I'm going back to tie-fighter
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[00:23:03] <&cppchriscpp> Why do they call it an xbox 360?
[00:23:04] <&cppchriscpp> Because when you see it you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away
[00:23:34] <%thewhole9yards24> [23:25:20] <&cppchriscpp> Because when you see it you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away <-- that would be walking towards it..?

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight? 
BritneySpears14: Aight. 
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. 
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. 
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. 
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. 
bloodninja: Me too baby. 
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. 
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. 
BritneySpears14: Hey... 
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 C0ck of the Infinite. 
BritneySpears14 : Funny I still don't see it. 
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. 
BritneySpears 14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. 
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. 
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. 
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. 
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. 
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. 
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. 
bloodninja: Baby

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<DW>So, I had to get a colonoscopy today
<DW>That's where they stick a camera up your ass and take pictures of your intestines
<Relentless>that's just great
<DW>Anyway, that part wasn't bad, the bad part was the prep for it
<pyr0>which was...
<DW>I didn't eat anything yesterday. Starting at 3 PM I had to drink about 2 liters of this shit that would help clear my intestines out. Basically,
from 3 PM until about 12 I had SEVERE abdominal cramps. I mean severe.
I'm talking about rolling around on the floor punching shit severe
<DW>Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for some reason
<DW>It was a strange feeling really. Not even being able to stand up because of crippling pains, and yet at the same time,
having a raging boner and wanting to jack off
<Relentless>this wont end well
<DW>Anyway, I had been shitting brown water since 3 (that's what the nasty shit I drank did), and I needed to again.
But since I had a huge boner I figured I'll take care of it while I'm in the can.
So, I'm standing over the toilet cranking one off, and I'm getting the shits, so I sit down. Just before I'm about to cum, I start feeling like I'm going to puke. Now, I had vomit brewing for awhile.
You know that feeling you get when you're going to puke? When you start to feel sick and start salivating a lot?
I had been getting that since I went to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY puking. I'm fucking lucky the sink is right next to the toilet.
The force of this caused me to begin shooting shit-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure washer.
The spasming of my entire body caused my hand to move around enough that I started cumming.
<DW>So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire burning a line from my balls to and up my asscrack, puke in the sink, and cum covering my legs.
<DW>Yeah yesterday was not a good day :
*LONG pause*
<pyr0>...
<Neo>what the fuck
<SSB>.....
<CT_Frog>o_o
<MMB>You have lived more in that one moment than anyone else in their entire lives

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[03:12:34] <&cppchriscpp[laptop]> why the flaming flying fuck is my sister bouncing a pencil off of her ass?
[03:12:38] <&cppchriscpp[laptop]> someone shoot me...
[03:13:47] <Da-Huntha> sisters? ass?
[03:14:07] <Da-Huntha> it's a trap!
[03:17:00] <&cppchriscpp[laptop]> http://www2.47ronin.com:8080/fark/ackbar.jpg
[03:18:29] <&Clutch> that's not your sister, and it's definitely not her ass :(

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<White> What does BBQ stand for anyway?

<DanTheMan> This happened the first day of band camp:
<Band_Director> All right guys, now remember that this year we're sharing the building with other groups. 
Other buildings around us will also be full, so basically we're going to be surrounded by cheerleaders
<misc_band_members> Woohoo! All right! etc.
<Band_Director> Umm... they're in sixth grade...
<Steven> That's all right, they'll grow.  Just water them!
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<~Max> Apple Macintosh:
<~Max> Hypnotically encased iMacs trick unsuspecting computer users into accepting Darwinism
<~Max> However, these propagandists aren't just targeting the young. Take for example Apple Computers, 
makers of the popular 
Macintosh line of computers. The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh 
operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently 
don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans. Furth
<~Max> ermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for 
Communism. They try to hide all of this under a facade of shiny, "lickable" buttons, but the truth has finally come out: 
Apple Computers promote Godless Darwinism and Communism.
<~Max> But is this really such a shock? Lets look for a moment at Apple Computers. Founded by long haired hippies, 
 this company has consistently supported 60's counter-cultural "values"2. But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of.
Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple3 by the serpent. It is now Apple 
<~Max> Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness4.
<~Max> This company is well known for its cult-like following. It isn't much of a stretch to say that it is a cult. 
Consider co-founder and leader Steve Jobs' constant exhortation through advertising (i.e. mind control) that its 
followers should "think different". We have to ask ourselves: "think different than whom or what?" The disturbing 
answer is that they want us to think different than our Christian upbringing, to reject all the values that we have been taugh
<~Max> t and to heed not the message of the Lord Jesus Christ!
<~Max> Given the now obvious anti-Christian and cultish nature of Apple Computers, is it any wonder that they have
 decided to base their newest operating system on Darwinism? This just reaffirms the position that Darwinism is an inherently anti-Christian philosophy spread through propaganda and subliminal trickery, not a science as its brainwashed followers would have us believe.
<~Max> XD

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[15:09] <Brethren> Drahmen: I unbutton your blouse and start to massage your brest.
[15:09] <Brethren> Higgs23: I moan and start to undo your pants.
[15:09] <Brethren> Drahmen: Wait a minute...This is the wrong window.
[15:09] <Brethren> Higgs23: I noticed.
[15:09] <Brethren> Drahmen: WTF dude?
[15:09] <Brethren> Higgs23: I felt like playing along.

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<Easy_D> People hype tabby more than they hype zelda

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