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#1494
By curtmack on 19-9-2009 at 17:24
Rating: 2

11:11 <+Pollownizer> Argh. My computer is making a loud noise ;_;
11:11 <+Pollownizer> I'm worried it's the HD.
11:11 <+Curtmack> Pollownizer: Grinding noise?
11:11 <+Pollownizer> Nope, like a loud fan.
11:11 <+Curtmack> Well, okay then.
11:11 <+Curtmack> This is just a guess
11:11 <+Curtmack> but it might be a loud fan.
Additional note: Surprise ending: It was a loud fan.
#1493
By curtmack on 30-8-2009 at 17:54
Rating: 1

11:49 <@airtank> PSOAddict: oh my god, she's a lolita fetishit's wet dreams
11:49 < PSOAddict> airtank: I like fetishit
11:50 < Curtmack> Coprophilia = shit fetish
11:50 < Bucket> "Coprophilia Shit Fetish" would make a good name for a band.
Additional note: Bucket is a bot that, among a few other things, randomly takes three-word phrases and says they'd be good names for bands.
#1492
By curtmack on 17-8-2009 at 4:16
Rating: 0

<+Curtmack> oh my god, I love the "Bro Gamers" strip on VGcats
<+Curtmack> "BROSEIDON, King of the Brocean"
* Brometheus has joined #tropers
Additional note: Capital C because I was on Windows.
#1491
By Da-Huntha on 24-7-2009 at 21:43
Rating: 0

[22:40:16] <Tet> +findspam rectum
[22:40:17] <cpbot> Spam #773: I grabbed the cake knife, and with my viking prowess, backstabbed the fatty.
I slid the knife upwards making a slit in her back.
Her fat made it like cutting through cream cheese.
I reached in and grasped her spine.
With all my strength I tore out her spinal cord.
I wanked some little nerdy girl over the head with it. I then set it on the floor and slowly inserted it into my rectum.
The ribbed feeling gave me immense pleasure.
[22:40:39] <Tet> ...
[22:40:57] <%thewhole9> what the fuck.
Edited by Da-Huntha

#1490
By curtmack on 21-7-2009 at 21:45
Rating: 0

15:41 < Asday> "housecat" Did my kitten just evolve?
15:42 < kerio92> lol
15:42 < kerio92> your KITTEN is evolving! your KITTEN is now HOUSECAT!
15:42 < Asday> HOUSECAT learned rage!
Additional note: In NetHack, pet kittens grow up into housecats.
#1489
By curtmack on 27-6-2009 at 17:57
Rating: 0

11:52 <@BonSequitur> But Deus Ex annoyed me some times.
11:53 <+curtmack> The big thing I hated about Deus Ex was that the tranq darts were fucking worthless
11:53 <+curtmack> "I'll silently shoot a dart loaded with tranquilizer at the guard, causing him to go ballistic, alert every other guard in the place, and finally keel over forty fucking hours later. IT'S STEALTHY!"

#1488
By Da-Huntha on 22-6-2009 at 2:14
Rating: 0

[02:33:49] <Soulrivers> start playing runescape :D
[02:34:12] <Tet> lol
[02:34:13] <Tet> no
[02:34:37] <Soulrivers> why not
[02:36:38] <Soulrivers> better than most free mmos
[02:44:22] <Tet> ok
[02:44:24] <Tet> well
[02:44:44] <Tet> imagine that shitty free mmos are assigned a base value of 0
[02:45:01] <Tet> and runescape is 20 times better than them
[02:45:09] <Tet> 0 x 20 = 0
[02:45:11] <Tet> therefore
[02:45:15] <Tet> runescape is still shit!

#1487
By curtmack on 18-6-2009 at 5:25
Rating: 0

< DarkKobold> pirate_sephiroth: Did I prove to you the size of my massiiiiivveee cajones?
< curtmack1> pirate: Don't fall for it, it's just that old 0=1 proof.

#1486
By The_Mega_ZZTer on 8-6-2009 at 21:26
Rating: 0

<*Max> +addspam $me
<*cpbot> Spam added.
<*Max> +spamstats
<*cpbot> SPAM stats: 1228 lines of spam - Most recent SPAM: cpbot
[@The_MAZZTer] +addspam $findfile(., *, 1, 1, /quit)
<*cpbot> Spam added.
<*Tet> +spamstats
* *cpbot (annoying@people.for.free) quit (Quit: I are tardbot)

#1485
By curtmack on 29-5-2009 at 21:41
Rating: 0

15:31 <+GodotIsWaiting4U> One of the hackers called himself Adolf Hitler.
15:31 <+GodotIsWaiting4U> He kept getting crits, and someone complained.
15:31 <+GodotIsWaiting4U> So then I was like "Adolf Critler"
15:31 <+GodotIsWaiting4U> And the name stuck.
Additional note: Referring to a group of hackers encountered in a game of Team Fortress 2
#1484
By curtmack on 25-4-2009 at 0:38
Rating: 1

18:36 <+Rex_Rule> I AM DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS
18:37 <+winterwyn> Hey um rex
18:37 <+winterwyn> You cannot be those three things at once.

#1482
By curtmack on 29-3-2009 at 6:05
Rating: -1

00:03  * winterwyn pats the fucking rexrule on the fucking head
00:04 <+Rex-Rule> You realize that my fucking head isn't the one on my shoulders, right?

#1481
By Da-Huntha on 11-3-2009 at 18:22
Rating: 0

[19:17:34] <Cucciolopeloso> do you have music at the intro screen?
[19:17:40] <Cucciolopeloso> do you have shitty backgrounds?
[19:17:47] <Soulrivers> uh
[19:17:49] <Soulrivers> perhaps
[19:17:53] <Soulrivers> that's a trick question, isn't it?
Additional note: One asking why ones game one created does not work.
#1480
By curtmack on 22-2-2009 at 3:31
Rating: 0

21:28 < Bucket> ... what was Professor Utonium doing making little girls in the first place?

#1479
By curtmack on 21-2-2009 at 6:23
Rating: 0

00:17 < curtmack> sendmsg.c:27: multiple definition of `sendmsg'
00:17 < curtmack> sendmsg.c:27: first defined here
00:18 < curtmack> What the FUCK.

(sendmsg.c had accidentally #included sendmsg.c instead of sendmsg.h, if you're curious)
Edited by curtmack
Additional note: A function apparently can't have the same name as itself?

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on 14-3-2010
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Da-Huntha
on 7-3-2010
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on 7-3-2010
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on 6-3-2010
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