[02:09:18] <@Robie> In one of my lectures, we watched a 70s Czech movie called  Valerie And Her Week Of Wonders.
[02:09:19] <@Robie> It's about a 13 year old girl  experiencing puberty just as she discovers that her village is full of  vampires.
It's bizarre - if she's not naked, she's wearing a see-through  dress. Proper CP stuff. At one point the plot goes off on a tangent 
and  she turns lesbian for a while. There's incest and everything.
[02:09:20] <@Robie> Most  uncomfortable class I've been in.
[02:09:22] <@Robie> ^(owned)
[02:09:51] <@Falcon> robie is now looking this movie up
[02:09:53] <@Falcon> this very moment
[02:10:06] <@Robie> THERES ONLY 4 SEEDS
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[02:32] <Easy_D> hi
[02:32] <Easy_D> i am drubdjk
[02:32] <Easy_D> tii
[02:32] <Easy_D> fucjuig
[02:32] <Easy_D> wirse tghab teysterday
[02:32] <Easy_D> i dont even botrher
[02:32] <Easy_D> to
[02:32] <Easy_D> push ´backspace
[02:32] <Easy_D> and
[02:32] <Easy_D> correct my mistakezs
[02:32] <Easy_D> i ju stpush
[02:32] <Easy_D> enter
[02:32] <Easy_D> when im
[02:33] <Easy_D> once im done
[02:33] <Tet> go to bed drunk faggot 
[02:44] <Easy_D> fuck
[02:44] <Easy_D> tood rink
[02:44] <Easy_D> help
[02:45] <Reo> Uhh
[02:46] <Reo> Mood ring?
[02:46] <Reo> Too drink?
[02:46] <Reo> Drunk?
[02:46] <Reo> Vauum covealrner?
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Additional note: tood rink

[18:33] <PerfectInsanity> theres a shady looking guy loitering outside my house
[18:34] <Dascu> megaworm, get back inside
[18:34] <PerfectInsanity> o.o as soon as you said that the guy left...
[18:35] <MegaworM> sorry
[18:35] <MegaworM> i got lost

11:11 <+Pollownizer> Argh. My computer is making a loud noise ;_;
11:11 <+Pollownizer> I'm worried it's the HD.
11:11 <+Curtmack> Pollownizer: Grinding noise?
11:11 <+Pollownizer> Nope, like a loud fan.
11:11 <+Curtmack> Well, okay then.
11:11 <+Curtmack> This is just a guess
11:11 <+Curtmack> but it might be a loud fan.
Additional note: Surprise ending: It was a loud fan.

11:49 <@airtank> PSOAddict: oh my god, she's a lolita fetishit's wet dreams
11:49 < PSOAddict> airtank: I like fetishit
11:50 < Curtmack> Coprophilia = shit fetish
11:50 < Bucket> "Coprophilia Shit Fetish" would make a good name for a band.
Additional note: Bucket is a bot that, among a few other things, randomly takes three-word phrases and says they'd be good names for bands.

<+Curtmack> oh my god, I love the "Bro Gamers" strip on VGcats
<+Curtmack> "BROSEIDON, King of the Brocean"
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Additional note: Capital C because I was on Windows.

[22:40:16] <Tet> +findspam rectum
[22:40:17] <cpbot> Spam #773: I grabbed the cake knife, and with my viking prowess, backstabbed the fatty.
I slid the knife upwards making a slit in her back.
Her fat made it like cutting through cream cheese.
I reached in and grasped her spine.
With all my strength I tore out her spinal cord.
I wanked some little nerdy girl over the head with it. I then set it on the floor and slowly inserted it into my rectum.
The ribbed feeling gave me immense pleasure.
[22:40:39] <Tet> ...
[22:40:57] <%thewhole9> what the fuck.
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15:41 < Asday> "housecat" Did my kitten just evolve?
15:42 < kerio92> lol
15:42 < kerio92> your KITTEN is evolving! your KITTEN is now HOUSECAT!
15:42 < Asday> HOUSECAT learned rage!
Additional note: In NetHack, pet kittens grow up into housecats.

11:52 <@BonSequitur> But Deus Ex annoyed me some times.
11:53 <+curtmack> The big thing I hated about Deus Ex was that the tranq darts were fucking worthless
11:53 <+curtmack> "I'll silently shoot a dart loaded with tranquilizer at the guard, causing him to go ballistic, alert every other guard in the place, and finally keel over forty fucking hours later. IT'S STEALTHY!"

[02:33:49] <Soulrivers> start playing runescape :D
[02:34:12] <Tet> lol
[02:34:13] <Tet> no
[02:34:37] <Soulrivers> why not
[02:36:38] <Soulrivers> better than most free mmos
[02:44:22] <Tet> ok
[02:44:24] <Tet> well
[02:44:44] <Tet> imagine that shitty free mmos are assigned a base value of 0
[02:45:01] <Tet> and runescape is 20 times better than them
[02:45:09] <Tet> 0 x 20 = 0
[02:45:11] <Tet> therefore
[02:45:15] <Tet> runescape is still shit!

< DarkKobold> pirate_sephiroth: Did I prove to you the size of my massiiiiivveee cajones?
< curtmack1> pirate: Don't fall for it, it's just that old 0=1 proof.

<*Max> +addspam $me
<*cpbot> Spam added.
<*Max> +spamstats
<*cpbot> SPAM stats: 1228 lines of spam - Most recent SPAM: cpbot
[@The_MAZZTer] +addspam $findfile(., *, 1, 1, /quit)
<*cpbot> Spam added.
<*Tet> +spamstats
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15:31 <+GodotIsWaiting4U> One of the hackers called himself Adolf Hitler.
15:31 <+GodotIsWaiting4U> He kept getting crits, and someone complained.
15:31 <+GodotIsWaiting4U> So then I was like "Adolf Critler"
15:31 <+GodotIsWaiting4U> And the name stuck.
Additional note: Referring to a group of hackers encountered in a game of Team Fortress 2

18:36 <+Rex_Rule> I AM DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS
18:37 <+winterwyn> Hey um rex
18:37 <+winterwyn> You cannot be those three things at once.

00:03  * winterwyn pats the fucking rexrule on the fucking head
00:04 <+Rex-Rule> You realize that my fucking head isn't the one on my shoulders, right?